加菲猫经典语录～

最近都在MSN放这些废话，

有一些蛮搞笑的，

跟大家分享一下！

① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.（钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.）

② One should love animals. They are so tasty. （每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.）

③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. （ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.）

④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. （要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.）

⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. （每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.）

⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. （再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.）

⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. （ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.）

⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. （成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚联系).

⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. （不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.）

⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.（爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.）

⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. (后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. )

⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep. (“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. )

⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.( 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. )

⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? (努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. )

⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!( 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.)

⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. (神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. )

⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!( 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!)

⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. (服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. )

⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.( 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多.)